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Age TWO
"Mommy in trouble." - When I rear ended someone last year.Me: "What are your babies names?"
B: "Two and Five."
B: "I take Baby to Disneyland."
Me: "Who is going to buy her ticket?"
B: "Dada. I need to find his wallet. I need the money in there."
"Mommy there is no reason to be mad at me!" -when getting in trouble.
"I need to put lick stick (lip stick) on for the day." -as we get ready to go to a play date.
"Mommy! Don't put too much make-up on!" -while I'm getting ready.
"Let's read Slap the Cat!"- in reference to a book called Splat the Cat.
Age THREE
"Bella (our dog) needs to be on her place because she has a bad attitude. Bella, you're being ridiculous. You're driving me crazy!""Mommy, are you happy? You're a cutie pie Mommy." -while rubbing my cheeks after she has gotten in trouble.
"Mom does she have legs? Does she go pee and poop? Is she wearing panties?" -referring to the deceased at her first funeral.
"Mom God is healing me. I have Jesus in my heart and so does Baby."
"Mom, Baby's friends are on the freeway. They are stuck in traffic." -while we were at Disneyland.
B:"What are pretend friends?"
Me: "Friends that aren't real and only you see them. Like Baby's friends."
B: "No! Baby's friends are real! They are dark blue and were at Baby's birthday!"
Me: shrugs
"Dwarfs are nice pets. We can go get one at the pet store." -while talking about Snow White.
"Mom, when you have a baby you go to the hospital and push real hard. You push with one eye closed."
Oh man I'm sure all the moms out there could add many many more quotes to this list. Feel free to leave some of your favorite quotes from your kid below so we can all laugh about it!
Oh my these are just too cute!! I love how much she wants you to have a baby and you are in my nightly prayers with Ellie! Hopefully soon!!
ReplyDeleteAdorable! My 2 year old asked me to lay beside her in the crib. When I told her I would love to but that I wouldn't fit, she said, "it's OK, I'll lay on the carpet."
ReplyDeleteAdorable! My 2 year old asked me to lay beside her in the crib. When I told her I would love to but that I wouldn't fit, she said, "it's OK, I'll lay on the carpet."
ReplyDeleteI just ordered on of these from Amazon! My Griffin is 2.5 and says the funniest things. We are trying(failing) to potty train over here, and the latest is every time we mention it he says, "Pee pee potty, go Target, Get Ryder's Pup Pad." We are big Paw Patrol fans over here. Ohhh, and when I'm changing his diaper he says, "Only one turd, Mama" or "Free turds!" Way to go, Daddy. WAY TO GO.
ReplyDeleteHave you also seen the LittleHoots app? I love it for when we are out somewhere where I need to write it down really quickly before I forget the funny thing she said. I haven't done it yet, but they format the quotes for you (you can even use a picture with the quote!) and then you can order all sorts of little gifts through it (booklets, fridge magnets, coffee mugs, etc.) - good gift ideas for grandparents?
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